Will Kim Kardashian Join Basketball Wives

...And Get Beat Up In The Process (LOL)

Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian

Now that reality TV star, Kim Kardashian, is set to marry NBA basketball player, Kris Humphries, will she join Shaunie O'Neal's program "Basketball Wives." The more likely question is, would Kardashian survive "Basketball Wives" after Tami Roman punches her in the mouth, dislodging her silicone.

"Basketball Wives" reality show cast

O'Neal's show is getting to be like a weekly boxing match, with people getting knocked out, left, right and center, by reigning champ, Roman (boo, put the alcohol down, before you beat everybody on the show, cast and crew).

Tami Roman

Of course I'm not being serious with this article, but admit it, the thought of Kardashian hauling butt from Roman was funny. Hands down, Roman would win the fight (doesn't she win every fight on that show).

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A Booty Slasher Is On The Loose

Yes, Really!

A man that has clearly taken leave of his senses is going around painfully slashing women's bottoms with a box cutter. He has surreptitiously attacked several women in this manner, prompting police in Virginia to put out an advisory regarding him, along with surveillance camera stills bearing his image.

Kim Kardashian

This is the one time silicone butt injections and butt pads would come in handy. Reality star Kim Kardashian and her butt are to blame for this crisis, somehow, but I just don't know how yet. Give me time and I'll figure this mystery out (kidding).

Side Bar: Seriously, I hope they catch the butt slasher, to put a stop to the criminal assault damaging innocent women.

Kim Kardashian Wedding To Be Screened On TV For Four Hours

Kim Kardashian

Reality TV star, Kim Kardashian, 30, is going all out in her well- publicized bid to rival the April 2011 British royal wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton. The E! network, which hosts Kardashian's reality shows, is helping her in this quest.

Pippa Middleton

The channel has announced they are devoting four hours to televising her wedding to NBA basketball star, Kris Humphries, 25. I hardly think it will generate the same attention the royal wedding did - well, unless you plan on inviting Pippa Middleton. It would be a butt conference.

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Is Kim Kardashian Getting Too Clingy With Fiancé

...His Own Words Indicate That She Is

Reality star, Kim Kardashian, is set to marry NBA basketball player, Kris Humphries. However, is Kim being clingy. Humphries turned off his mobile phone to attend his bachelor party. However, Kardashian argued with him before he did so.

Humphries stated, "I told Kim, I said, 'Look, I'm turning my phone off, I'll see you back in L.A. Monday afternoon,' Kris Humphries explained. 'She was like, 'No, you're not turning off your phone, I love you, you're not turning off your phone.' Like, it's our bachelor party, give me some freedom."

Well, that didn't work, as Kardashian crashed his bachelor party. While it is understandable that she would be concerned about a bachelor party, as what some men get up to at these events is downright wrong and displays a massive lack of loyalty to their bride-to-be, Kardashian still seems clingy in other ways that is clearly upsetting Humphries. I know I'm not the only one that thinks their marriage, if it happens, is headed for disaster. I hope not, but thing don't look good.

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Reggie Bush Signs With The Miami Dolphins No Doubt Making Kim Kardashian Happy

Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian (showing too much cleavage)

NFL football player, Reggie Bush, has signed with the Miami Dolphins team, making the big movie to Florida, from the New Orleans Saints. Many in Miami are happy about the news, as Bush is quite the athlete.

Part-time Miami resident, Kim Kardashian, who would still want Bush for a part-time lover, has a business in the city and is frequently seen in town. No doubt she is happy at the news, because she is clearly not over him.

Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian

Despite being engaged, blogs tease Kardashian that she still monitors Bush's press and pages on social networking sites, making copycat tweets on Twitter. Kardashian is set to marry NBA player, Kris Humphries, but some doubt she will be faithful (and vice versa). Fidelity is very important.

The wedding invitations have gone out and Kardashian is attempting to rival the wedding of Prince William to Kate Middleton (better not make Pippa Middleton one of your bridesmaids, then). Bush's latest girlfriend also looks an awful lot like Kardashian, which led her to file suit against Old Navy for using her in an advertisement. It remains to be seen if Kim will go crazy seeing Reggie running around the field in Miami.

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...Butt And All

Old Navy commercial featuring Kim Kardashian look alike Melissa Molinaro

Reality star, Kim Kardashian, of big butt fame, has sued clothing retailer, Old Navy, for hiring a look alike to allegedly rip-off her image in a new ad campaign. The ads began running recently, catching the Kardashian sister's eye (and rage).

Melissa Molinaro and Kim Kardashian (Photo comparison courtesy of Zap 2 It)

But wait, it gets worse. Kardashian, who is still pining after ex-boyfriend, NFL star, Reggie Bush, is angrier than a Muslim at a luau, due to the fact, the look alike from the ad, Melissa Molinaro, is dating the athlete as well. It seems Molinaro is completely trying to become Kardashian and the latter is not amused.

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Paris Hilton Walks Out On Interviewer When He Implies Her Career Is Over

Interviewer Refers To Temperamental Hilton’s "Touchy Side"

30-year-old socialite, Paris Hilton, did an interview with ABC News recently, presumably to flog her failing reality show "The World According To Paris Hilton" which has taken a beating in the ratings.

When interviewer Dan Harris asked the celebuturd, er, pardon me, "celebutante" the practical and obvious question, "Do you every worry about your moment having past" Hilton sighed with a pained and awkward smile, then walked off camera to argue with her publicist.

However, what moment could he have been referring to, as her so-called career has been based on cocaine, marijuana, crotch shots, porn, superficiality, bad singing and equally horrible acting in low brow, debased films.

Yes, Harris was merely stating the obvious, but about a so-called career that never had substance to lose any real wattage. None of Hilton’s projects were successful, but she was able to stay in the limelight for saying and doing outlandish and lewd things for attention.

Hilton stated during the interview that her perfume line is worth one billion dollars, in a claim that is highly unlikely, based on competitive sales figures released on other more popular brands. Furthermore, where are all the aforementioned people that allegedly bought a billion dollars in perfume from Hilton, yet all her other projects experienced absolute sales failure. Does Hilton realize she is claiming to have sold more perfume in a few short years, than Elizabeth Taylor, which is considered the most successful celebrity line, did in two decades.

In closing, Hilton has been overshadowed by rival Kim Kardashian and her 200 sisters. Her time, if you can call it that, has indeed past.

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