Berlusconi Back To Bunga Sex Parties

Karima El Mahroug is said to have had sex with Berlusconi when she was an underage prostitute

Italy’s Prime Minister, Silvio Berlusconi, is reportedly back to his infamous "Bunga" sex parties. Aren’t you tired of being in trouble. Italy overwhelmingly voted against you and your administration, prosecutors and police are investigating you for sex with underage prostitutes, your wife divorced you citing the aforementioned sexual proclivities and you could be going to jail.

Silvio Berlusconi

Time to cool down that libido and focus on the problems at hand. Being a heterosexual male, you should be turning all your attention to staying out of jail, where there’s a high rate of soap dropage not conducive to the structural integrity of one‘s backside.

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Donuts With A Side Order Of Sex Gets Woman Arrested

It was running on something else in that parking lot...

A Dunkin Donuts worker in New Jersey, Melissa Redmond, 29, has been arrested for having sex at night in the parking lot of the fast food chain. Brings new meaning to the terms double duty, double shift and holding down two jobs.

Redmond was serving up more than donuts, via items not on the menu, branded "extra sugar," landing her in hot water with Rockaway Township police. She unwittingly ended up offering sex to a Dunkin Donuts customer that was actually an undercover cop (hey, you know how cops love donuts).

One donut customer, not sex customer commented, "It’s good they caught her. I mean, that’s horrible. You doing things like this and then you’re going inside serving the people." He has a point.

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Crystal Harris Apologizes To Hugh Heffner For Saying He Is Bad In Bed

Notice She Didn't Say It Was A Lie

Crystal Harris

Playboy, Crystal Harris, 25, has apologized to her former fiancé, Playboy founder, Hugh Heffner, 85, for stating on the Howard Stern radio show, that he is bad in bed, only lasting "two seconds." Ironically, when Heffner was 25, he never publicly dated an 85-year-old woman.

Crystal Harris

Notice Harris apologized, but she didn't retract her claim and say it was untrue, which still deflates Heffner's projected image as a stud. And really, that's all he was worried about. But truthfully, you can't be a stud at age 85 or you'll need a surgeon to put a new stud in your hip, to piece it back together, after playing around with a frisky 25-year-old. It's better to marry someone closer to your age, increasing the likelihood of compatibility.

Crystal Harris and Hugh Heffner

History is on my side in this claim. Think I'm kidding - remember what happened when a 20 something Anna Nicole Smith, married an 80 something J. Howard Marshall in Texas? He died, that's what. It was death by sex. Much like the Heffner/Harris engagement, it was one undertaken for money by the younger party. People should never marry for money (or pose nude in Playboy).

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Crystal Harris

Playboy founder, Hugh Heffner, 85, was slammed by his ex-fiancée, Crystal Harris, 25, for being bad in bed. Harris went on the disgraceful Howard Stern show and said and I quote, Heffner only lasted "two seconds" in bed when they had sex. According to Radar Online, the Howard Stern interview with Harris went like this:

On Tuesday, Harris sat down with Stern, who asked her, "Did you have an orgasm when Hef f----d you?"

"No!" Harris said, before making a face of disgust.

"How long did this horror situation last, the actual sex?" Stern asked the one-time Playmate.

"Like two seconds," Harris said.

"Two seconds and Hef [had an orgasm]?" Stern asked.

"Ehh, I was over it ... I just like, walked away," Harris replied. "I'm not turned on by Hef, sorry.

Honestly, physiologically speaking, I'm stunned the increased blood flow to his heart didn't kill him. There is nothing wrong with people of an advanced age having sex, but with people they are married to in the same age bracket. If they had married, Harris could have killed this man through sex, taken all his money in the will and legally so, by simply getting too frisky with him.

Crystal Harris and Hugh Heffner

When a woman in her 20s or 30s, marries a rich man in his 80s, it is usually for money. But after the marriage to the 80-year-old, let her see Tyrese Gibson or the dude from Captain America (Chris) and she will think to herself "What have I done!" (LOL).

You know this was Harris watching Chris in "Captain America" (LOL)

A ten year age gap is one thing, but when it gets to be a 50 plus year difference, there's going to be problems. However, if you are a young woman that married a man much older than you are, you need to be faithful to him.

Crystal Harris

Heffner was offended by Harris' statements, but it is hypocritical considering he has been degrading women for decades via nude and salacious Playboy magazine spreads and television programming. It has given men unreal expectations of what women should be and led to assaults on females by oversexed beasts. It's time you shut it down and do something useful for society.

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Reggie Bush Signs With The Miami Dolphins No Doubt Making Kim Kardashian Happy

Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian (showing too much cleavage)

NFL football player, Reggie Bush, has signed with the Miami Dolphins team, making the big movie to Florida, from the New Orleans Saints. Many in Miami are happy about the news, as Bush is quite the athlete.

Part-time Miami resident, Kim Kardashian, who would still want Bush for a part-time lover, has a business in the city and is frequently seen in town. No doubt she is happy at the news, because she is clearly not over him.

Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian

Despite being engaged, blogs tease Kardashian that she still monitors Bush's press and pages on social networking sites, making copycat tweets on Twitter. Kardashian is set to marry NBA player, Kris Humphries, but some doubt she will be faithful (and vice versa). Fidelity is very important.

The wedding invitations have gone out and Kardashian is attempting to rival the wedding of Prince William to Kate Middleton (better not make Pippa Middleton one of your bridesmaids, then). Bush's latest girlfriend also looks an awful lot like Kardashian, which led her to file suit against Old Navy for using her in an advertisement. It remains to be seen if Kim will go crazy seeing Reggie running around the field in Miami.

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Did J-Lo Do The No No With A Married Video Model

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony (Photo Credit: Getty Images)

Stories are swirling all over the net that actress/singer, Jennifer Lopez, A/K/A J-Lo, has been engaging in a sexual affair with video model William Levy, who appeared in her clip "I'm Into You." Lopez's husband of seven years, singer, Marc Anthony, is reportedly not happy with the steamy video.

Elizabeth Gutierrez and William Levy

Levy is married, but his marriage imploded at about the same time Lopez's did, leading the public to question if the two cheated on their respective spouses, after the sexual clinch they were featured in on screen. Levy is married to Elizabeth Gutierrez and is separately facing a case for sexual battery on a minor.

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R Kelly's House In Foreclosure Indicating Financial Troubles

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R. Kelly's $2,900,000 house of horrors in Olympia Field, Illinois, where he made sex tapes of himself, engaged in illegal sexual activity with underage girls, has gone into foreclosure. Rumors surfaced last month that Kelly was going broke from issuing settlements to the families of underage girls he had sex with, even disgracefully urinating on the children in home made child porn tapes.

R. Kelly's house in Chicago, Illinois

However, Kelly rubbished the claims, stating they are untrue. In light of news this week, regarding the foreclosure of his multi-million dollar mansion, there is clearly truth to the rumors. Maybe with his money diminished, there will not be enough funds to bribe underage girls with promises of cash and stardom as singers on his production company.

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Rebekah Brooks Played Sex Games With Rupert Murdoch In The Office

Rupert Murdoch and Rebekah Brooks (Photo credit: PA)

I have been made aware of the fact, News International executive, Rebekah Brooks, played sex games with mogul, Rupert Murdoch, the owner of said company, which is controlled by News Corp. I have it on very good authority, some of the duo's steamy encounters upset employees on the other side of the doors, who were all too aware of what was going on. Rupert, you old dog, you!

As for Brooks, who ascended very rapidly at News International and News of the World, above more qualified executives, she was clearly determined to shatter the proverbial glass ceiling many women face...by using a mirrored ceiling...whilst on her back.

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