A Booty Slasher Is On The Loose

Yes, Really!

A man that has clearly taken leave of his senses is going around painfully slashing women's bottoms with a box cutter. He has surreptitiously attacked several women in this manner, prompting police in Virginia to put out an advisory regarding him, along with surveillance camera stills bearing his image.

Kim Kardashian

This is the one time silicone butt injections and butt pads would come in handy. Reality star Kim Kardashian and her butt are to blame for this crisis, somehow, but I just don't know how yet. Give me time and I'll figure this mystery out (kidding).

Side Bar: Seriously, I hope they catch the butt slasher, to put a stop to the criminal assault damaging innocent women.

President Obama's 50th Birthday Party Offered A Small Break From Washington

Barack Obama so glad to get out of Washington yesterday he can barely contain his excitement...either that or Rush Limbaugh quit (he didn't)

U.S. President, Barack Obama, turned the big 50 this week, which coincidentally, can't be said for his approval ratings in office, which fell like the stock market, after his debt ceiling deal with Congress on Tuesday.

Obama to Jennifer Hudson: Girl, you got skinny!

For those that chose to celebrate with Obama at his birthday dinner/party/fundraiser in Chicago last night, featuring such stars as Jennifer Hudson, it cost them $35,800. For that kind of money, for dinner he should have served diamonds with a side order of pearls.

Obama: thank you suckers guests for buying a $35,800 ticket

If guests also opted for a picture with the President, it cost them an additional $10,000. Then again, one could have gone the cheaper route by just getting Photoshop and slapping his picture with theirs and pressing print. Hey, if the FBI can play around with Photoshop, can play around with Photoshop, so can you (LOL). Never let it be said that the Judiciary Report doesn't help you save money during the financial crisis.

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Plastic Surgeons Call Megan Fox A Liar Over Botox Claims

Megan Fox

According to a Zimbo article, Megan Fox has done herself a disservice in claiming she's had no Botox injected into her face, to reduce wrinkles and give a smoother appearance. Doctors have gone on records disputing her claims.

The article stated, "Dr. Nicholas Vendemia of New York said, "'Those lines on her forehead are totally fake.' Dr. Vince Afashi of Newport Beach insisted, 'The photo looks altered. The muscles in the forehead do not usually create an arc-like pattern seen in the photo,' adding, 'Anatomically [it] does not make sense.' Finally, Dr. David Sire of Fullerton thinks if the photos are untouched, then the forehead isn't: 'I have never seen the frontalis muscle do this unless the muscle was surgically cut. It appears as if she is frowning and elevating her brow at the same time. Quite a feat!'"

It's a shame she altered her face beyond the nose job, as the rest of the work, such as cheek and lip alterations, have made beautiful Fox look a bit plastic. Fame messes with people's heads, in an industry where the more work you have done, the better you allegedly look, which is not true.

Fox looked her best in 2009, before she engaged in excessive cosmetic procedures that have added years to her face. Take a look at the comparative photos below, as should Megan and leave the cosmetic work alone for years:

Fox in 2009 (left) and 2011 (right)

Fox in 2009 (left) and 2011 (right)

Fox in 2009 (left) and 2010 (right)

Fox in 2009 (left) and 2010 (right)

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Megan Fox's 'Botox' Photos May Have Backfired

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